SUDDEN THOUGHT. Could Ponder/Drumknott be a legitimate ship? It would be pretty adorable. Drumknott would be very interested in the filing possibilities of Hex.
(This thought happened because I was thinking about how sexuality would be less of a big deal on the Disc, because inter-species sex does not seem to raise any eyebrows at all, and so what sexualities would different characters be. Pretty certain that both Vetinari and Granny Weatherwax are ace. Most other characters are straight, but Maladict (Monstrous Regiment) might be bi? I have not thought this through a lot yet.)
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS OMG